next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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