Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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