Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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