are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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