I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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