she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Randomize
