He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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