Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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