My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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