I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
one two three fourrrrnication!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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