Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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