Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize
