I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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