it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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