It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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