Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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