three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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