You work out of a Hotel?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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