Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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