Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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