Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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