The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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