it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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