So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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