She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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