your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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