she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
