Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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