you guys were way drunker than both of me
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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