Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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