We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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