How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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