That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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