awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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