Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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