Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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