No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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