Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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