And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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