she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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