party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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