You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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