Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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