I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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