I murdered the dance floor call the cops
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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