Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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