I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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