My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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