All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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