dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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