operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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I just want to make out with him forever
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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